dear iTunes,
what is wrong with you. suck my jung.
regards,
vanessa

dear blogger,
i have neglected you. fuck you.
love,
vanessa

dear myspace,
i hate your thrall on me.
meh,
vanessa

dear thefacebook.com
why dont you add cal state long beach? oh yeah, fuck you.
thanks,
vanessa

dear students of uc riverside,
those of you taking rlst 12, drop it so i can take it
kthanks,
vanessa

dear livejournal,
i neglect you too, but at least you're used to it.
haha,
vanessa

dear sociology midterm,
sorry for raping you, because i did.
muaha,
vanessa.