seriously, the immaculate heart bow is the funniest thing.

4 steps for a 'simple' bow

1. take diploma and place at side
2. say "thank you"
3. step back with right foot
4. shift all your weight to right foot whilst rolling back on your left heel.

all this while keeping your eyes up.

so why do we bow? because we all hail ms. h? hah! no! its because we have run out of hands to shake!

you know what i just realized?

the last time i'll be singing the alma mater with my whole class, im going to be singing it totally different than i've been singing it for the past four years. ahh, boo-ith. i shoulda been a soprano. besides, they get that "ooooooo" part.

we dont sound like crap anymore = yay.

before ding can gloat about it and deposit it into her memory bank...

i got pantsed.

yes. after bowing practice and getting my "diploma" bethel pulled my pants down, not too far down, but enough to see my LOUD, YELLOW UNDERWEAR!

imma get you ding! you watch your pants!

on another note: eye-mack has blazers..

GRR! i SO wanted a blazer. so frigging preppy. but i hear its uber expensive.

oh well. if i were a frosh, i'd invest in one.

what the fuck?

highschool is over! holy frijoles! like i said, today was the last day of classes!

so after miss. c's pep talk in ap english, the jack and the beanstalk final, going to the wrong class for the first time EVER (i went to obc instead of art), having our last lunch on the quad ever, coloring in government, and watching the miracle of life in physiology ::shudder:: at 2:30, all (most) seniors walked to the quad for a countdown. after much squealing and screaming, we counted down and our last day of school was over! woo hoo!

then we sang the alma mater really really loud. we tend to do that a LOT.

anyways, after the realization that i had to clean out my locker and cleaning out my locker, i went home. now im here.

also: today will me my last day in highschool.

noooo... *clings to the mary statue* you cant... take... me... awaaaaay!

happy birthday reunirse!

18 years old! whattan old fart! if i still had that collage that i made of him and jc, i'd post it... but its gone due to evil virui.


you'll have to settle with a pensive mr. darcy.

barrios got a shiney trophy.

hum par rum pharump.

since i still have another paragraph to go for my term paper, i think i'm going to do my brain lab. yay.

what i've done this weekend:

friday: see below

saturday: bought a dress for class day and played towers for a really long time.

sunday: danielle's birthday; ate at buca di beppos; became designated driver! woo hoo!
also, i watched bruce almighty. that was pretty entertaining. after, i watched drumline at home.

monday: woke up; finished drumline; watched about a boy; watched the first 6 episodes of sex in the city. thanks block buster!

now i am going to do my government termpaper. yay!

trotsky had a seizure... what the?

beagles have epilepsy?

pray for trotsky! :(

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

what do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil? a religious movement!

ewwWWWW danielle is TWENTY YEARS OLD... whattan OLD FART!

thats my sister! so.. i'll sing her a song...


thiiiiiiiiiiiiis
isssssssssssssssss

its the birthday song, it isnt very long, HEY!

senior ditch day

haha.

ok. this is my day as of now.

- awoken my mom.
- yells "its senior ditch day"
- laying in bed
- bed
- bed
- decides to get up
- drives to eye-mack to give nicole my spreadsheet
- gets laughed at by mr. c and ms. m for being at school
- goes to jo's house
- goes to ross to get a non-competition swim suit (haha)
- gets home
- goes to grace's
- waits for people
- waiting.
- waiting.
- finally lauren and re-knee arrive.
- more people
- more people
- about to leave.....
- waiting for tiffany at my house
- goes to the beach
- goes back to grace's to get gabi's phone
- goes to the beach
- meets up with erin and ding, who's playing the guitar at the promenade.
- eats
- jo, kat, erin, grace, ding and me make a hole.
- kat mimick's birds
- jo, kat, erin and i lay on the beach
- gigglely gigglely!
- head for the pier
- i part from the group to go home

now, i'm at home, waiting to go to nicole (ferraro)'s graduation from PCC! yeah! she's valedictorian! she says, "its like winning gold at the special olympics!"

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i'm also pretty damned hot, ay?

thank you lord for excederin.

wow! the spring concert makes jo and me miss chorus and brush up on our german skillz-ills. ding was so freaking cute with her fishy line! and the a boop boop didum dadum wada-ma-choo fishy song!

so, you wanna know what to get me for a graduation present?

hey kids, sorry for the baaad mood today. hey, it got better in the afternoon, ya?

first funny moment of the day: elvira mimicking ms. d.

"seniors, seniors, seniors. please take out your art boxes... for the last time... and go get your portfolios. for the last time"

so dramatic. so my artbox is home now. my sister has something else to play with.

my line of the day that actually made people laugh:

regarding our graduation song 'there you'll be' by faith hill: "this song makes me sick"

and it does.

now i shall sign jojojojojojoojojoj MOOOOOOOOOO's yearbook. fwah!

very hot today.
lots of dissecting... little kitties in roxie's cat... yellow things in stomach.

finally got our stuff back in art.

got the group pic(s) from prom. they're ubercool.

bizarre sight: hollywood bowl on the simpsons.

bizarre thought: thats where we're graduating.

danielle and i watching watching the news.

::homeland security dude talking on k-cal nine news::
::drug advisor dude concerning homeland security talks::

danielle: i go to school with his son.
me: ::pause::
danielle: he does a lot of drugs.
me: ::realizes the irony::

hmm. the last buffy. that was a lot of new information, but thats partially my fault for not watching this whole season O.o

it was well ended. not all cheesy, anya dies but all in all, very nice.

kaYteaEsS: did you do english?
Oxvanes The Rzxo: what english
Oxvanes The Rzxo: OH SHIT
Oxvanes The Rzxo: ENGLISH
kaYteaEsS: lol!!!
kaYteaEsS: yes!!
kaYteaEsS: proverbs!
kaYteaEsS: farkadillio
Oxvanes The Rzxo: hahahaha
kaYteaEsS: i'm debating whether or not to do it
Oxvanes The Rzxo: hmm
Oxvanes The Rzxo: should we do it?
Oxvanes The Rzxo: hmm.
kaYteaEsS: i don't know
Oxvanes The Rzxo: i dONt know.
kaYteaEsS: like, we have it 1st and 2nd period
Oxvanes The Rzxo: *twirls around*
Oxvanes The Rzxo: *topples*
kaYteaEsS: so its not like there's break or anything...
Oxvanes The Rzxo: oh yeah.
kaYteaEsS: lol

yes.. instead of having this conversation in the morning, im having it right now!

hmm, i've taken to addressing people as "biznotch". sorry if i do that! i dont really mean it.

the amazing lack people today was quite interesting. it took me a while to remember that people were on the marine bio field trip. that, and people ditching. ^_^

today was my last day in pants. i would have whipped my x-acto knife out of my handy art box and cut off my sue-mill uniform label and screamed you everyone "HA! I FOOLED YOU ALL! these are dickies! and they were FIFTEEN dollars!" but alas, i was stuck taping paper to tables for the furniture for the artshow. and before that, kat and i were skinning cats. it was pretty bad, the smell made me gag a number of times but our cat looks the most naked, so thats good.

tomorrow: last day of uniform.. i.e. skirt. theres no way im wearing a skort. haha. well. after tomorrow, like i've discussed with so many people before, i will be choosing what to wear to school for the rest of my educatioN! *gasP* eh... that'll be so anti-climatic.

so... what do i have to do next? cat labs, africa projects, government questions, things fall apart, and a couple of finals. mmm. fun times.

wow, im watching the bachelor with my cousin and danielle.

i believe that the brunette ditziest thing in the world and i hope the blonde wins.

ok, i suppose i should now blog in complete sentences that would make ms. c proud. all this week, we had dissections. oh my oh my... and we picked out your cat to dissect... usually i can take the stench of formaldehyde, but that huge ass lionesque cat did it for me. kat and i named our cat "colonal kurtz" due to its remarkable resemblence to marlon brando. just kidding.

i really enjoyed that japanese lunch on friday... "so... much... food... cant... eat... any... more... *loud raging burp*... ahhh... space"

hey kat, you know that song that has been in our heads? the singer says "bandages" a lot...

i watched matrix reloaded 3 times. i watched it once with kat, once with jeff, and once with danielle. danielle laughed through the fight scenes and she doesnt understand the whole movie... maybe thats because we watched it at 11pm last night.

oh... my weekend:

matrix, comedy sportz, driving, matrix, matrix.

seriously.

sweet jolliness. the kings are out.

the lakers.

in the words of wise cricket: le sigh.

uh... yeah

today was

- the last day for formal dress.
- the last dawsons creek (of which i hadnt watched in a loooong time)

interesting *taps chin*

oh and jeff is watching the matrix reloaded... as i blog... grrrr boo-ith!

yesterday, blogger was being mean so i'll tell you that i had a great day yesterday.

jeff sent me roses! everyone: aWWWWwwWWWWww

yup :)

today: it was cool.

hmm... i havent blogged in a while. mostly due to my lack of contact with my computer. but i think that this deserves blogging.

happy anniversary.

(see erin. we can actually use anniversary now because its been a year now)

this is our agreed date, you see, i asked jeff to be my boyfriend on the 9th of may but he wanted to ask me, but he asked me on the12th, but we can settled on the 11th, because we're cool cats like that.

also. thank you to my cool boyfriend for listening to me all last night and this morning. i appreciate it.

hey, you know how i dont usually ramble and rub in people's faces that i have a boyfriend, but i feel that a one year anniversary allows me to do so... but just for one day. because i know that people dont need to read that on my blog because they alredy hear it at school. ha ha. so i wrote a poem:

jeff was born the day before christmas.
but lemme give you the jist-tas
they arent many mistas
that are anywhere as cool as he is!

uh, yeah, that was cool, ay?

wowsers. this really is a bad day.

if anybody needs me, i'll be in my room.

wow. i didnt like this day too much.

i couldnt find my pants.

yeah, lets just leave it at that.

haha... this post took so long to publish, it published on may 4th instead of yesterday... im tickled.

i watched identity today... very nice... im not terrified of dying.. soo...

i woke up at noon. that would have been a wonderful feeling, but i went to sleep at 5am because i was reading white oleander because its part of the new years resolution that kat wrote on my moveable wall. its really good. im already half done with it.

im sitting at my computer and my dad and sister are watching harry potter and the chamber of secrets. this also leaves me wondering. if ron saw that most of the spells that he did ended up reversing towards him, why didnt her hold his wand by its pointy end?

tomorrow is the alumnae reunion. huzzah.

monday is the ap english test... that test really crept up on me. i had no idea it was this week. blasted easter, came so later this year.

haha. this makes me laugh. in a sort of... bizarre way... considering i do have a pin covered grinch on my backpack.

funny how we did tiana's rain dance yesterday and its rained today.

I scored a 91% on the "how so cal are u?" Quizie! What about you?

niiice.

wowsers trousers! how awesome was my last mary's day for my highschool career? it was kickass! ooh ooh and WHO had a solo today?

LESLIE! WOW! i didnt even know it was her! i was thinking... wow, whoever is singing the glory be sounds pretty damned good and then i see people craning their necks to see who it is and oohing and then i hear eden say "ITS MY LESLIE!" WOW!!!!

hehe... that verbal collage was pretty rad... it rivals my 9th grade english classes... making connections... a verbal collage.. hee hee. who ever's parasol got stuck in the microphone made that whole day worth it. or maybe it was kat's virginity stick. or the fact that our pot luck wasnt only dessert. or plan c for the crowning. or maybe it was the renee/katie dance between a million people. or cooper dancing and banuelos sticking the money in her shirt. or MAYBE it was the fact that good music was played! go ms p.!

so.. thats the last mary's day, last liturgy, last crazy dancing on the quad and last potluck. *tear*

oh yeah! and rent say anything...! thats a GOOD movie!