"Stopping to Buy SparkNotes on a Snowy Evening

Whose words these are you think you know.
Your paper’s due tomorrow, though;
We’re glad to see you stopping here
To get some help before you go.
Lost your course? You’ll find it here.
Face tests and essays without fear.
Between the words, good grades at stake:
Get great results throughout the year.
Once school bells caused your heart to quake
As teachers circled each mistake.
Use SparkNotes and no longer weep,
Ace every single test you take.
Yes, books are lovely, dark and deep,
But only what you grasp you keep,
With hours to go before you sleep,
With hours to go before you sleep."

hehehe... aww, sparks notes rock my socks!