month 3

we so totally rock for both forgetting. ::high five::

19? renee?


happy birthday renee! heres your mr darcy!

fun renee memory:

someone called ms conklin last year on her birthday
[which is the same as danielle's]


and that someone was renee.

the end!

[added at 2:07am]

renee: LMAO!
renee: i actually contemplated on whether i should call her this year.
renee: but i left my phone bookk at home...so alas.
me: omg... you are so lame. you're so cool
me: hahaha

danielle barrios' 21st birthday extravaganza

people started arriving at el cholo restaurant around 7:10pm. danielle and i arrived at 7:34pm. despite what the pictures may suggest, i was dd. so i was good and legal.



just the start of the wild drunken stupor that danielle will be in by may 26th.


wendell, jerel, and a mango alcoholic contraption.


the steaming fajitas that almost everyone got.


padre, madre, and me. what is my dad looking at? whats with my moms smile?


sideways wendell and me watching the laker game


danielle with asian glow and me


for relaxing times, make it tequila in a margarita glass times.


the cake.


the family! my butt looks large.

twenty juan


danielle & me - before the styx concert


me & danielle - as nicole and paris hilton. no.


so, its may 25th, 2004. if you know anything about me or my family, its date means one thing: its a tuesday.

ok, no.

its DANIELLE's
[my SISTER]
TWENTY FIRST
BIRTHDAY

oh yeah... chickity chickity chaaa! so, on this day in 1983, the world welcomed in the newest member of the human race. and today, 21 years later, the world welcomes its newest legal drinker! heres to the coolest sister, ever! you may have me tearing my hair out at the end of the day, but there is no one i'd rather have to be forced to live with 4 months out of the year.

i love you, lady! have a happy day! i'll see you tonight!

for kat

14

draw. this was stolen from katrina

i will blog about my marijuana experience at the peter frampton/styx concert at a later date. and im not joking about the peter frapton part. but i will leave you with this fact.

my first joint of marijuana was offered to me at a peter frampton concert.

the balcony



with three weeks left of living here, we all realize that we could have opened the 'deadbolted' balcony with a single allen wrench.

those are my feet and my friend owen's leg.

the balcony is all thick with growth, spider webs and broken glass [the hall above us shattered one of their window panes]. though dangerous, much of my hall decided to go out and stand on the balcony and do corny titanic impressions.

im flying jack! im flying!

oh kate winslet. you've come a long way, maybe.

action/item list 5/19

1) 10am wake up
2) 12-2pm class
3) 3pm extra credit lecture?
[shall i be an
overachiever?]
4) 5:10-6pm posc. disc.
5) 6pm-7 dinner
6) 7pm jeopardy
7) 7:30-11 posc paper.
8) 11:01pm remember anthro midterm tomorrow
9) 11:02-1am freakish anthro studying
10) sleep some how.

action/item list 5/20

1) 10am wakeup
2) 11:10am midterm
3) 12:30pm posc. paper or history paper
4) 5:10-6pm english
5) 6:30pm dinner
6) 7pm jeopardy
7) 7:30-4am posc. paper or history paper

at least im planning on doing my papers. my poli sci one is due friday and my history one is due monday. ehh.

i feel like im going to throw up.
and i have a headache.
and my shoulders are all tense.
and i think im going to throw up.
and i have class in 20 minutes.
i need to print out stuff.
ehh.

im blogging on my sisters ibook, on my bed.

yes. ladies and gentlemen, we get wireless internet in my room. and its not ours.

i dont know what neighbor has wireless internet, but i would like to thank them for their generosity.

muahaha.

culver city monday

moments of today

- the 91 freeway
-
"where are you?"
"i see you, wait no..."
"where are you?!?! ahh pedestrian!"
"i see you!"
"where!!"
"stop your car."
::stops car in the middle of the lot::
- you wanna go to santa monica
- you wanna watch a movie?
- how do we get on the otherside of the free way?
- two words: VAN HELSING [ a movie review here ]
- coffee beaning
- han kook marketing.
- back to riverside
- gas line?? only riverside...

and i swear. i went to class today.

in keeping with chris w.'s the wiz obsession... he's the wizaaard.

also: immacee's. tremble under the power of...


...my tassel.

fine. a substantial blog
yes, yes. also: blogger, give me back my old split screen, bitch.

for the past week i have been a true bitch. i feel like my sister... or perhaps my mom. anyways, my front page of my blog now lacks an actual blog entry, so... a blog entry!

various happenings in vanessa's life

- my car is now in riverside.
- i've been surviving on bagel chips and capri sun
- my bike is broken. like, the chain fell OFF on the bike and now i cant change gears.
- i'm watching ghost right now. i dont remember then having sex after the pottery scene. perhaps my mom covered my eyes.
- i need to do my laundry. again.
- friday, i went on a walk with doug, to the hk market parking lot.
- i went to vegas with kat
- we had crepes
- whatever happens in vegas, stays in vegas
- got back home, returned to the hk market parking lot

so im back in riverside. and im downloading songs from the wiz. im still watching ghost. should i go to class tomorrow? answer on my chatterbox.

yeaaah

lactose explosive


yeah, so... the designer of the lactaid milk box...
definitely high when drawing.

i mean, a human and a cow dancing?
not just dancing... TANGO-ing.

4 gauge


yeah...

that was posted on lj already, but whatever.

now, for the friends finale.

kat's shoes


look at her eyes. she longs for those shoes.

i added more folks to the cast. it put people in nice catagories. word. if you're still not up there, its because i really cant find a good embarrasing picture of you. like kristine! you need to come home so i can take a good pic of you. muaha.

april 29, 1992 there was a riot on the street tell me where were you?

you wanna see how bored i was?

the cast list of heylookup.blogspot.com

its a malicious rip-off of my friend's cast list.

if your name is not there, its because i dont have a good embarrassing picture. read the explaination at the bottom of the blog page.

daviere's adventure with caulk

this was daviere's last bog entry.

"Saturday, April 24
*crosses "get hit in the face with a Hungarian bodybuilder's shlong" off of To Do list*

gosh, I hope I turn 18 next year, too..
this mess was left at 7:00 PM. "

this was the conversation that was on her tag board.

vanessa: holy shit, you got hit in the face with a penis? my oh my my my.
davi: and yes, nessa. yes i did. click my name to see the charming gentleman.
davi: to be honest... i like this picture better..
vanessa: cock: 8 uncut. hmm. you got hit in the face with a 8 inch uncircumcised caulk? now, the next question in this line of investigation is...
vanessa: ... WHY WERE YOU SO CLOSE TO SUCH A LARGE PENIS!?
vanessa: position... versatile. heehee
davi: oh yeah! i went to a strip club. hehe. sorry..
vanessa: OHHHHHHH

word.

things i have done instead of my poli sci essay

- took a cold shower
- talked to danielle about our procrastination skills
- sat here and wasted away time
- looked through files of shared music on itunes

[note: the most interesting thing i have heard is a string quartet tribute to system of a down. word.]

- blogged.

the end

INTERNET!

::falls to knees::

::kisses ethernet cable::

::tears of joy form at the corners of my eyes::

oh internet, i've missed you so. ::hugs internet::

im never turning this off. EVER.

wee! and itunes shared music! EEE!

::happy dances::

::stops due to heat exaustion::

fire...

yeah, so... the dining hall in my residence hall caugh on fire last night

i will rant about it, starting... NOW

SO... the alarm went off sometime at 1am, or something

- i didnt hear it.
- i went about my merry business
- i smelled smoke so i assumed that someone was smoking out or something
- it wasnt someone just smoking out.
- my friend jarid asked if i heard the alarm.
- NO ONE WAS IN MY HALL
- they all left
- haha...
- we go outside, and its all smoky.
- think burnt plastic smell
- the heard us to a parking lot... then to pentland, another residence
- as we pass by our hall again, BIGGER CLOUDS OF BILLOWING SMOKE come from the building.
- after about an hour of just sitting around we get info
- we arent allowed to go back to out rooms so we had to seek shelter elsewhere.
- also : the electricy was shut off... so our thing would not be damaged if the sprinkers go one
- IF THE SPINKLERS GO ON.
- SLEEP OVER AT LAUREN'S!

today
- return to my dorm.
- everything still smells smoky
- we learn a few things...

1) the dining hall will be closed until the end of the year.
2) NO HOT WATER [take a shower at a friends place in a&i or pentland or go to the pe building or student rec center/
3) NO AIR CONDITIONING

and worst of all...

4) NO INTERNET

hmph. that, and its a million degrees here in riverside.

anyone want to come over here and bring me food? please?

best pic ever



haha

happy two years,
kat and israel!

jesus christ, has it been two years? i feel like it was yesterday that kat wrote me that note, "israel and i are together." memories! i feel like doing a lab write up for torres and going to junior prom again. haha. oh you crazy, married kids. go have a ton of babies!

yeah, sooo. my theory that i will be permenantly moving to livejournal by july of this year is slowly becoming true... yeah, no...

anyways, i have another midterm tomorrow.

i've recently been at a loss of words. like seriously. more than usual. i havent been making must sense. i think its taking a toll on my friendships.

my buddy list hit 200 again. ehh. who do i delete...

yeah, i need to stop typing...

random shit... taken down
because i was bored. and it took too much space.

theEND

late night bloggage

a late night is not complete without late night bloggage.

anyways, i was supposed to study. but i did not.

midterm + 11:10am + me = screwed. alas. its my own fault. damn you flipped grande soy caramel machiatto, damn you!


damn you

anyways, im going to attempt to sleep.

erin's bed



name: erin v.
location: palo alto, ca
college: leland stanford university
bed: broken
cause: hard sex.

dont deny it erin.

the face book continued

this is danielle's info on this friendster type service. this chick is nuts. my favorites are in bold.

Account Info:
Name: Danielle Barrios
Member Since: April 14, 2004
Basic Info:

Status: Student
Sex: Female
Year: 2005
Concentration: Polish
English as a Foreign Language
Residence: Alumni Square
Phone: 8675309
Birthday: 05/25/1983
Home Town: Los Angeles, CA 90004
Extended Info:
Screenname: BraveClarice
Looking For: Friendship
Dating
A Relationship
Random play [???]
Whatever I can get
Interested In: Men
Women
Relationship Status: Married (with Ben Chan)
Political Views: Apathetic
Interests: You.
Clubs and Jobs: The Selene Bantz and Danielle Barrios Sorority
Favorite Music: marilyn manson, nine inch nails, insane clown posse, celine dion
Favorite Books: the dictionary, gray's anatomy, pocket guide to kama sutra
Favorite Movies: debbie does dallas
Favorite Quote: "Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk- real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment precious." -Jack Kerouac


About Me: I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down.
-Maynard James Keenan

well said, danielle.

this is the crap i find in the middle of the night.

i adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
why. why, why, oh why? fetuses? haha, i thought this one was funny. it the emo fetus. no one loves it.







cute lil' tempura fetus. mm..yummy.
haha. little tempura fetus. anyways...








goodnight!

title
the title field in these blogger posts are lame. from now on, i will attempt to title my posts.

facebook
so theres this thing called www.thefacebook.com
think friendster, but for students who go to Harvard, Columbia, Stanford, Yale, Cornell, Dartmouth, UPenn, MIT, BU, NYU, Berkeley, Brown, Princeton, Duke, Georgetown, University of Virginia, and now Tufts, Boston College, Northeastern and University of Illinois.

exclusively for them. my ucr status is not allowed.

anyways, i was looking at danielle's account and these are her listed courses.

• LRED-018 01. Intro To Spring Board Diving
• PBIO-530 01. Herbal Medicine / Nutritional Supp
• LRED-017 01. Rockclimbing Skills
• UKRN-402 01. Tut : Professional Ukrainian II
• LRED-011 01. Intro To Strength Training

my sister is so cool. ha

bed
anyways, my friend chris just came in my room and sat on my bed. he said,

"wow! your bed is so soft! you can have sex in this bed"

to which i answered with,

"yes, yes i can." muahahaha.

also...
happy four twenty! yeah, dont spend it in the ER...

and...
congrats to kat and israel.

"Hi guys.

I'm married now.

That is all"


WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!

so my weekend was short, rainy, and fucking cool.

so saturday, i went to pasadena. yeah, the dena. after bussing it down lake and colorado, doug and i slid through paseo colorado. we shared stories of past relationship happenings at that same place and we decided [5 months ago] to watch kill bill volume 2! all i can say is: pai mei.

after kill bill, we pondered watching the following movies:


kill bill vol. 3.15


kill bill vol. 4.10


and the passion of 3:45

i swear, it was funny when i saw it. i promise

the rest of the weekend: bulletpoint form

- money eating photobooth.
- hooters
- shifting eyes!
- goldline to la
-
- goldline to chinatown
- goldline to la
- redline to hollywood and highland
- redline to our square
- redline to western/wilshire
- 207 to 2nd and western
- home
- walk

sunday
this is more like a day of death. i woke up in the afternoon and was made chicken soup.

- riverside
- kill bill again with jal
- back here.
- this drove me nuts until 1:45 am

also: "William: save your money"

well, william from lafayette, indiana, we have been saving our money.

the end!

::on the phone::

me: guess what dad got for mom
danielle: what?
me: a car
danielle: oh my god, what kind?
me: bmw, 1999
::danielle and i converse for a while about this fact::

danielle: wait a second... dad drives a jaguar. you drive a mercedes. now mom drives a bmw. AND I DRIVE A CIVIC.

::in my ill seductive voice::
hello los angeles. i've missed thee and the wonderful people that inhabit you.

today was crap. morning i mean. i finally gave belinda her allure magazine back after 14 weeks of having it in my ownership. i also sat in her sociology class. haha, me and my unnecessary classes.

anyways, i got back to los angeles around 5:30 this afternoon and headed to this, national youth poetry slam showcase. and man, did i feel like i've wasted my whole life. there was a beat boxing guy who was amaaazing. and he even beat boxed through his harmonica. i was blown away. and i met alfie!

yes, i follow peoples lives on blogs. i must say, its a favorite past time

i also went for a walk. w00t.

::danielle spells "shafter" in literati

danielle: shafter!
danielle: one who shafts!

ok... just when i thought that people didnt have enough to do... go here.

apparently, someone have devised a sort of way to "stocks and bonds in an artificial economy where attention is the commodity and weblogs are the companies. Weblogs, or blogs for short, are valued by their incoming links from other known blogs"

... right.

why does the robitusson look like rat poison?

why does robitusson sound like rat poison?

hmm.

history has been made.



click on the box to see the end board.

sometimes i get jealous of her side.

i just licked dimetapp off of my computer. i have issues. im back to my striped sheets. its very spring, so.. yeah.

i have another outline to do for history. its due in 6 hours.

post-lenten reflection. im a week late in that sense.

i intended to keep my life not messy. well actually, the goal was for me to be able to walk through my half of my dorm room without struggle. seeing that it usually takes under an hour for my room to get messy again, this goal was difficult. infact, my room back in riverside is quite the pig sty but thats mostly because i was sick.

bizarrely, i've managed to clean up most of my personal life. its a good day.

i feel much as i was spring break 2001. i found myself doing nothing and being a nerd by posting at the offical buffy posting board. but im not not doing anything. thats kinda refreshing, isnt it? having something that resembles a life with the carefreeness of being a person without one.

happy april 11th. 364 days ago, it was prom. 365 days ago i was kinda alone. 366 days ago, my parents headed east.

this is the story of a girl. who cried ariver and drown the whole world.

maybe i should lj this all. privacy is prized. in this voyeuristic world of the internet, why are you reading this?

ladies and gentlemen. i have downloaded 65% of the songs that were on my winamp playlist in the year 2001.

im kidding. no, no im not. oh well, i also started downloading at random. i dont know what came through me. i fear the riaa. the songs i downloaded include, but are not limited to the following,

1. Abandoned Pools - The Remedy (3:57)
2. Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (3:39)
3. AFI - Days of the Phoenix (3:27)
4. Air Supply - All Out of Love (4:02)
5. At The Drive In - One Armed Scissor (4:22)
6. Audioslave - What You Are (4:09)
7. Barry White - My everything (3:28)
8. Beatles - I Am The Walrus (4:34)
9. Blink 182 - Man Overboard (2:49)
10. Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (4:05)
11. Blur - Song 2 (4:03)
12. Bob Marley - Waiting In Vain (4:15)
13. Butthole Surfers - Pepper (4:50)
14. Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot (3:53)
15. Craig Armstrong - Final Score (2:34)
16. Cure, The - Just Like Heaven (3:33)
17. Destiny's Child - Say My Name (4:31)
18. Edwin McCain - I'll Be (5:27)
19. Gin Blossoms - Til I Hear it From You (3:44)
20. GooGoo Dolls - Iris (4:53)
21. Israel kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere over the rainbow (5:08)
22. Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder (4:05)
23. Live - Dolphin's Cry (4:24)
24. Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye (4:42)
25. Madonna - Ray of Light (5:20)
26. Michelle Branch - Everywhere (3:38)
27. Miss Saigon - I'd Give My Life for You (5:23)
28. Miss Saigon - Why god (4:54)
29. Mono - Life In Mono (3:45)
30. Moulin Rouge - Roxanne (4:44)
31. Nada Surf - Popular (3:48)
32. Nena - 99 Luft Balloons (German) (3:51)
33. Nena - 99 Red Balloons (3:54)
34. New Found Glory - My Friends Over You (Full) (3:39)
35. Newsies - King of New York (2:25)
36. Newsies - Santa Fe (4:18)
37. Newsies - Sieze the Day (2:01)
38. Nine Days - Story of a Girl (3:08)
39. Our Lady Peace - Is Anybody Home (3:40)
40. Our Lady Peace - Do You Like It (4:03)
41. Our Lady Peace - Hello Oskar (3:03)
42. Our Lady Peace - If I dont Make it (4:17)
43. Our Lady Peace - Right There Behind You (Mafia) (3:14)
44. Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (2:12)
45. Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches (2:49)
46. Quincy Jones - Ironside (3:56)
47. Radiohead - Talk Show Host (4:17)
48. Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine (2:47)
49. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Breaking The Girl (4:55)
50. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher Ground (3:23)
51. Rolling Stones - Paint It Black (3:45)
52. Save Ferris - Goodbye (3:42)
53. Save Ferris - I Know (2:52)
54. Save Ferris - Mistaken (3:24)
55. Save Ferris - Superspy (2:55)
56. Save Ferris - The World Is New (2:11)
57. Sneaker Pimps - Six Underground (3:54)
58. Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (5:17)
59. Spice Girls - Stop (3:24)
60. Styx - Mr. Roboto (5:29)
61. Sweet Charity - The Rhythm of Life (3:58)
62. T.A.T.U. - Not Gonna Get Us (3:39)
63. The Sundays - Wild Horses (4:45)
64. The Who - The Seeker (3:24)
65. Toad the Wet Sprocket - Walk on the Ocean (3:00)
66. tribalistas - ja sei namorar (3:15)
67. Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles (3:56)
68. Veruca Salt - Seether (3:16)
69. Wannadies - You and Me Song (2:51)
70. Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November (3:26)

yes, i downloaded 70 songs in one night. i have strep thoat, so fuck you. i mean, im nuts! goodnight! ::looks outside:: oh, that light isnt artificial.

i am awake.
my thoat hurts.
i went on a tea making binge.
i went on a downloading binge.
i fixed my friends links.
and added some even.
i think i added too my sugar to my tea.
woo.
i am in such a good mood.

los angeles: im finally home. i fucking missed you.

peeps: marvelous snack.

eggs: you will [be] dye[d] soon

kat: we have a date.

doug: i'll see you at the nexus of the universe

brian: BLOG

st blaise: pray for me

danielle: you're giving me your id when this all over, right?

eden: what happened to mini golfing?

dr ding: *breathes on you* MICROBES!

chris w: HI!

veneration of crosses: can be more dramatic

the end!

what?! 101.8 temp?


thats looks like a pregnancy test, doesnt it?


but i swear, its not. they're disposable thermometers that my mom took. see, 3m innovation.

i think in going to die. i knew i shouldnt have gone to class. im going to drink my theraflu. people, call me to make sure that i dont die! just kidding.

my bracket.

and uconn won.

heehee

class at 9:10 is heinous. i cant believe that i had a 8:10 class before that. how did i think i was going to survive. anyways, i guess i can now discuss my classes...

history15
my professor is this guy... professor patch. everytime i hear his name, i think "Pirate", "ARRRRR", and "Erin". its a cool class, much reading such as, the conquest of spain by diaz, the prince by machiavelli, and the communist manifesto. in my discussion class, you actually have to read.

poli sci 10
american politics. this guy is rather dry. oh well. this class is right before history 15 so i sit in the university lecture hall for a fine two hours on monday, wednesdys and fridays. the discussion class for it is really bland too.

anthro 1
this class has everyone. a couple of my hallmates and other people to boot. i havent had discussion for that class, so maybe that will be bland too.

english 1c
wow, this class reminds me of rlst 14. my instructor named this particular class "critical writing through detective fiction and film". my instructor has a pretty cool energy. quite refreshing from my english 1b instructor.

oh, i passed all my classes. i barely passed math, but thats alright.

oh yeah! at the rufio concert, the lead singer pointed at me during above me. or he was pointing to the girl behind me. or maybe i was imagining it all.

yeah... happy holy week everyone!

damn 23 hour days. throws everything off. anyways, im going to read for class. and you will laugh and say, "no you wont" and i will prove all you people wrong.

also, i got another person regarding my blog. presenting, my hallmate, chris.

chris wangster: I saw that your blog had went away...
chris wangster: And was shocked.
oxvanes the rzxo: hahahaha
chris wangster: You got me there Nessa.
chris wangster: You bitch.
chris wangster: hahah
chris wangster: j/k